A Pirate Joke:
Did you see the pirate movie? It was rated ARRRRRRR!!!!
A Pirate Ditty:
Pleasant Pirates we be
We pillage and plunder the sea.
We swab the decks
We have lots of sex.
And we sing songs for thee.
A Pirate Dialogue:
Ishmael: I notice you've got a hook for a hand and a patch over yer eye, Yarman. Any story to it?
Yarman: Funny you mention, Ishmael. I was sitting on the beach one day, taking a snooze and enjoying 'o the sun, when a bird crapped in me eye.
Ishmael: Bird crap put out yer eye?!
Yarman: Ah, no, it was the day after I got me hook!
Pirate Website Links:
Person lookup is not a pirate link! What is this nonsense?! Neither is
orthorexia!
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